Out of Boredom..

I am sooo bored that I came up with this super stupid, freaky idea of listing the things I like and hate in my life..

Most of the stuff I'm gonna list revolve around me, and yeah, if you are being mentioned , I wanna firstly apologize..ngehehehehe..I'm only human peeps, and so are you!!

So, I'm gonna start off with the 10 things that I hate the most in life..Like most peeps would choose to listen to the bad news first, then the good ones (if they have it, lol =='), I decided to start with all the bad stuffs first..

Here we go:

10 things I hate about life:

1) Truth be told, I don't really like my real name (okay,its not that I hate it,its just I don't 'really' like it). JOCELYN? its so classic and uncommon in my society..why can't I get cool names like Zoe or probably Mellissa, or or, Tiffany or something common like Jessica or Fiona..huhuhu..okay, whatever..Now I prefer people calling me by my short name..Some ppl call me Joe, which brings trouble under certain circumstances.My girlfriends' boyfriends will be suspicious if they put my name as 'Joe' in their phone contacts..These 'boyfriends' thought that I am a guy..I was like WTF!!hahahaa..then I asked my frens to change it to Jojo, which sounds more feminine..Then I get called by a lot of other names like Joyce, lyn, Joy..then there are some ppl who spelled my name wrongly..OMG ppl, Its Jocelyn with a 'C' and a 'Y', not an 'S' with an 'I'..for Christ's sake, get it right already!!Okay, movin on...>.

2) What ever I've been through in my life so far..I mean my way or path that I have chosen..Have you guys ever read or came across this poem by Robert Frost entitled 'The Road Not Taken'? I'm sure most of you had..It's basically talking about how the guy chose to follow a road which is traveled less and was telling about where and how he ended up in life?Yeah, its exactly like that for me..I've chosen to travel the less traveled road...,which I do not find it amusing..muahahhahaa...XD What I meant was, I've always dreamnt of how my life would be like. After finishing high school, attending a huge, beautiful campus university and making tons of great new friends, share experiences, learn what I am mostly interested in, take extra subjects like foreign languages, and finally graduate like my other friends who just did..T.T I am very happy for them, but deep down, I am not happy for myself! My path is wayyyy different from all of you out there..totally different..whuuu..not that interesting, but okay, I admit it's kinda like a fast track.It felt like I am always playing safe..no more adventures or nerve wrecking moments with friends like I used to have in high school..oh well, lets not get any further, or you won't be able to finish reading..huhuhu..

3) Number 3 is totally me, being single, and surrounded by girls 85% of the time, 24 seven!pathetic ei? I mean, common, gimme a break, a Convent when I was in high school (all girls school yah), then into a college in which my classmates are 99% girls, and now, working and living in an O&G clinic which all the staffs are girls!!??The only testosterone I can smell or see are either freakin' old and ready to go to heaven, or its my patients' husbands..@.@ Common, what the hell is going on? Am I being tempted in to becoming the 'REAL L'???!!F*^$!! Now the answer to why I am still single is being fully answered..hahahahhaa...there..;p  

4) Owh, please, if you are bored reading this, do move on with your own business.I never force you awesome peeps to continue on..(except for the ones i tagged XDmuahahahaha..evil laughs~ ) huhu BTW, yeah, the fourth thing that I hate is when I planned something and it did not really go according to the plan, as planned..damn! No use of planning then..might as well they just erase the word plan?also the plan B and plan C..like hell yeah, I have a plan, its called plan Z you motherf*%#ers!!!sorry for that..Its called 'sudden-outburst'..yeah I have it at times, so..huhuhu...=='''

5) Number 5 would be my 'shy2 cat' personality!!! Omigosh, I really hate it..I'm the kinda person who is very2 shy (i'm warning you), like super shy when I am around someone who I just met or get to know (except if I get drunk first)..If you just met me, you would give me a very low point of first impression..I mean more like out of ten am I a fun person, 1 being the lowest and 10 being the funnest person you have ever met in the universe, and I would surely fall under 0 category, which is totally unaccepted!!hahhahaa..no, really..=='' but once we get to know each other better, you will unlock the crazy person inside of me and you will rate me as 100++?muahhahaha...just kiddin'..;p

6) Omigosh, I just passed number 5!!hahahahhaa....XD yeah, number six would be my so-called 'blonde'-ness or blond-ish attitude at times..trust me, if only you know how blonde I could be (I know some of my friends do, coz they nicknamed me with it!like urghhh, u guys r the funnest and u know who you people are!!), you would not want to go near this woman!urmmm, yeap..I really hate it.I do not do it on purpose, I guess its built in?hahaha..whatever, I cannot control it..It owned me!!sigh~ ;C

7) Number 7 is waking up in the morning with my alarm showing the exact time I should wake up..I would always think, "I shud have slept earlier so I can get enough 8 hrs of awesome, beauty sleep.." T.T like hell yeah, the nite before, I would be like, "awwww....malam masih baby bha!!!" or "Awal bha, lepak dulu"...kuang3..X/

8) Number 8 would be me, making a super funny joke and the other person did not at the very least giggle..like WTF!!are you freakin deaf,or u're just a 'zero' sense of humor?Common peeps, at least smile or giggle a bit when somebody is making a joke..its called appreciation, and the person telling the joke will feel mostly appreciated for their effort of making your day happier or merrier..gah! I should get some credits for being the clown or cartoon or whatever u peeps out there call it! huh?waddhaya think..??!!

9) I hate it when other ppl treat me like trash! Some more if I treated them nicely, then they treat me like totally the opposite! At least we can exchange a friendly smile or a simple hi..that would make this world a better place!People like this are not suited to be acknowledge by people like me or the likes of me..hehhehee...we are awesome, and u know it, rite!!??(I am referring to you people who are reading this, even though I know you are thinking that this is all bullshit! And its not bullshit or cow dung or some other animals' shit, this is sooo true, it did happened..huhuhu...)

10) Last but not the very least of things that I hate in life is WAR..or argument..or what ever that involves two people fighting each other..IDK what these people are thinking..there is nothing good about war! War is weird, it has no point or logical objective to carry out. Just because of two persons arguing about some stupid stuff, the whole world can rage into war..what the hell?Don't you like Peace like I do..I love Peace so much that I'd rather listen to some awesome music than fight over a small matter. Like we always said, sharing is caring. When you have something more, why not share it instead of making the other party jealous?and that is when argument starts which eventually initiates war..urgghhh....yeah, if you don't understand what I am talking about, I am actually referring to the wars that has been going on in another countries..You know what I mean rite?hhehehee....;p

Okay, that's the 10 things I hate in life..more to come, don't worry..huhuhu..btw, the 10 things I like will be in the next post..huhuhu...c ya, wouldn't wanna be yah...hehehehee..^^

Thx for reading and bearing all of this..luv u more..XOXO..muahahaaaa...>.

( I swear to God, this girl is so damn bored to death, that she has nothing else to do than writing this super nonsense thing ..=='''''')